“Slap and Tickle” is the worst Squeeze song by a country mile. #makeitstop
New White House communications strategy: More retorts to Republicans, more “high profile” Obama events, more cowbell! http://bit.ly/cmxk36
Wow, this totally confirms my love of John Carpenter: http://bit.ly/9BvmxE
Obama wasn’t born in Kenya, he was born in Liverpool: http://bit.ly/dAxLkF
Where I’m from ,we call this “Thursday” RT @wusa9: Delaware Teen Found In Igloo With Pot, Bongs, Knife http://bit.ly/cLwwVG
Big congrats to Dave. RT @freddoso: It’s a girl!
That is HILARIOUS RT @mcmoynihan: http://twitpic.com/12mcpn - Only in DC: homeless dude reading “game change”
RT @outofmyoven: @Heminator Ushers at Edwards/Hunter wedding: Will you be sitting on the baby daddy side or the hoochie mama side?
Boy, I’d like to see the Edwards/Hunter wedding registry. Lots of chakra-aligning crystals and hair products, I imagine.
For years, sis kept insisting that some day I would understand — if I just listened to that 3rd gen soundboard of 12 min ‘Fire on the Mtn.’
Hugo Chavez’s state radio program is called ‘Suddenly Chavez’?! That sounds like a sitcom I would pay to watch. http://bit.ly/9cv27w
Yeah, my older sister was Dead Head. I know WAY more about Jerry and Co. than I’d like to. #thehorror
Speaking of The Atlantic, “Management Secrets of the Grateful Dead”? Really? http://bit.ly/cHswEc
Seriously, what is there to be learned from guys who sell “Morning Dew” t-shirts that look like Mountain Dew logo in parking lots?
Liz Phair is now writing for The Atlanic? Wha? http://bit.ly/a89I0I
Bloomberg obit headline calls Murtha ‘Supporter of Troops’? No mention of Haditha? http://bit.ly/9WCc3q
Jim Treacher/Sean Medlock is alive and (relatively) well in Georgetown hospital http://twitpic.com/124yr2
Headline-O-Day RT @BreakingNews: Italian aristocrat romantically linked to duchess of York killed during boar hunt http://bit.ly/azyCCp
RT @bedevilme666: @Heminator HE MADE NO PACT WITH ME,GREETINGS FROM SATAN
I can only conclude that 20 more inches of snow is God’s vengeance for — True story! — Obama’s secret pact with the Devil.
RT @jtLOL: An update on my medical status: http://bit.ly/9VUpeq
RT @mcmoynihan Dumbest tweet ever RT @radleybalko: Did this Tweet really just happen? http://tinyurl.com/yeq6txt How poignant!
‘Miami Medical’? They’re just doing TV shows by Mad Lib aren’t they?
WOW. That is so far beyond parody… RT @mcmoynihan: also, is vandenheuvel’s Twitter background really the Kremlin? http://bit.ly/akPRUs
RT @willpuffer @jaketapper just remember the target audience of these ads: the dorks who make them
RT @IronyNOW: Prince of Persia? More like Prince of Caucasia. #sb44 Gyllenhaal. psssht.
Happy Audi pushing diesel. Seriously, why buy a battery powered car? With diesel you don’t necessarily have to choose between MPG and HP.
Speaking of ‘Green Police,’ Cheap Trick are due for their shot at Super Bowl halftime show.
RT @jstrevino Google just won for best Super Bowl ad. Involving marrying a woman, not resenting one.
I confess @cuffperfunction cracked me up w/ his take on the Obama dead lady T-shirt story http://bit.ly/cEElsa
RT @jimmiebjr: @Heminator Alternate Caption: “This! Is! Safeway!!”
Ransacked: The last sour cream at Safeway http://twitpic.com/11kw5y
RT @StevenMiller: The Midwest laughs at your puny Mid-Atlantic #snowpocalypse
RT @jimgeraghty: I had to do it myself. Hitler is finally notified of the response to #Demonsheep. http://tinyurl.com/yh2pexe
Wife just got back from Thunderdome, er, grocery store. 20+ mins to find parking, 35+ mins to get through checkout. #snowpocalypsenow
HILARIOUS: E.J. Dionne openly coddles and patronizes Joe Biden http://bit.ly/bxY56g
Andrew Sullivan, the Gilbert Arenas of political journalism: http://bit.ly/aO0QhH
RT @justkarl 118 House GOP challengers report having at least $100,000 in their campaign accounts http://is.gd/7DCzT
Hey, thanks. Nice work on Hot Air lately.
Keynes v. Hayek — the rap battle. So good. (And @evajoanna did the graphic design!) http://bit.ly/7quY7B
RT @LoganDobson: @Heminator So we can only conclude that Obama is pro nuclear waste.
Credit where credit is due: Obama budget doubles money for nuclear plants: http://bit.ly/bSWynj
Okay, I was on vacation last week, but I’m back in case some of you wondered where I was.
The iPad: “It’s the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.” http://bit.ly/bMrRkX
Courtesy, @jtlol, Oh Schadenfreude, you capricious sprite! http://bit.ly/acSiMg
RT @freddoso: What lobby ban? More than 40 fmr lobbyists work in senior Obama admin policy positions. http://ow.ly/13tte #teaparty #tcot #p2
RT @vbspurs: RT @GustavoSevilla: Chavez: the fear of freedom of speech http://bit.ly/9RYGq5 [EEK]