One lucky art collector will soon have a major conversation piece hanging in their living room: A nude sketch of Lady Gaga drawn by crooner Tony Bennett. The legendary singer and the wacky pop sensation had a Titanic moment when Gaga dropped her robe for the sketch, holding a cigarette — and only a cigarette. The drawing is being auctioned off on eBay for the singers’ charities — Gaga’s Born This Way Foundation and Bennet’s Exploring the Arts. The current bid is at $7,000. A quick glance at Bennett’s work shows a seasoned artiste who typically paints landscapes and sketches. Gaga appears to be his first nude.” It would be very easy to make a “landscape” joke here, wouldn’t it? Yes, but that would be vulgar. Well, in light of this news, Andy Williams just bought a sketchpad and won’t stop calling Ke$ha.
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