To the person who has been using the microwave to reheat really spicy food — God, it smells amazing. What is that, saag paneer?” “Every Friday all open food containers that have not been removed from the kitchen will be covered in velour and filled to the brim with shiny silver dollars, because I love you guys.” “The microwave has been filled with pudding for a very good reason; please do not clean it.
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